Diane Von Furstenberg's Google Glass Frames Are Still Weird and Nerdy

Google Glass would like to tell you how cool and chic it is, thanks to new designs from Diane von Furstenberg. Spoiler alert: they are not chic or cool.

Google Glass would like to tell you how cool and chic it is, thanks to new designs from Diane von Furstenberg. Spoiler alert: they are not chic or cool. Instead, you will look like a Glasshole and a fake cop combined, thanks to the heinous aviator option.

So, for $1,500, you can have this original model and just look like kind of silly and vaguely alienating:

But for $1,800, you can have this model and look, silly, definitely alienating, and kind of like V. Stiviano:

And for the same premium price of $1,800, you can have an all clear, hipster style, DVF-branded thing on your face:

I love a wrap dress as much as anyone, but the DVF models are more off putting than the original.

Still, these are technically an improvement: Google Glass lead designer Isabelle Olsson said Google Glass started off two years ago as a "scuba mask with a phone attached to it" that had "cables running down to a backpack."