English Has a New Preposition, Because Internet
Linguists are recognizing the delightful evolution of the word "because."

Well here is a nice young man, Fred E. Ray Smith, running for Oklahoma state Senate, from jail, where he was taken for warrants and drunk driving and driving without a license or registration, and also he owes so much child support and his ex has a protective order out against him. We assume he is going to win, because “R-Oklahoma.”
If due north was good enough for that chicken's parents and grandparents and great-great-great-great-grandparents, it's good enough for that chicken too, damn it. But Iowa still wants to sell eggs to California, because money.
Did you hear the big news? Men are going extinct. Really really slowly, and probably only in theory, but extinct nonetheless! [...]
Lame! RIP, dudes! Now, I'm sure kneejerk anti-feminist dickwads think that the eradication of men is exactly what we women mean by "plz can we have equal rights now thx." Because logic.
The construction is more versatile than “because+noun” suggests. Prepositional because can be yoked to verbs (Can’t talk now because cooking), adjectives (making up examples because lazy), interjections (Because yay!), and maybe adverbs too, though in strings like Because honestly., the adverb is functioning more as an exclamation. The resulting phrases are all similarly succinct and expressive.
Skipping lunch today because sleep.
— Jodi Sipes (@jodi_sipes) November 18, 2013
Because #math RT @DonnieWahlberg: Why dump 600,000,000 taxpayer $ into HC website? Why not $2,000,000 in pockets of 300,000,000 US taxpayers
— Ryan O. Ferguson (@ryanoferguson) November 15, 2013
Putting Root Beer in a square cup makes it regular beer because math. I knew this stuff would come in handy one day.
— Tony Huggins (@homeless_duck) November 13, 2013
The Sun is about to flip upside down… but don’t panic it's all going to be fine because science http://t.co/pw0SlAYgJA
— Metro (@MetroUK) November 18, 2013
NSF cancels new political science grants because ... politics. http://t.co/U4ZEHEJMLa
— Sean Carroll (@seanmcarroll) August 5, 2013
However it originated, though, the usage of "because-noun" (and of "because-adjective" and "because-gerund") is one of those distinctly of-the-Internet, by-the-Internet movements of language. It conveys focus (linguist Gretchen McCulloch: "It means something like 'I'm so busy being totally absorbed by X that I don’t need to explain further, and you should know about this because it's a completely valid incredibly important thing to be doing'"). It conveys brevity (Carey: "It has a snappy, jocular feel, with a syntactic jolt that allows long explanations to be forgone").