"Yes, sir, make mine chicken. The chicken of tomorrow that is. [trumpet blast]"
"Firstly, the FDA is being typically heavy-handed, scare-mongering about potential mastectomies rather than demonstrated harms. Secondly, I think the risk of @23andMe actually being shut down is very low, and I'm not worried about losing my raw data. Thirdly, while sympathetic to @23andMe's mission, I think this letter suggests a massive failure of management on their part. Finally, I think health-focused consumer genomics is dying anyway - partly thanks to FDA, but mostly due to lack of market interest."
"A squat, suited figure sputtered into being, and bounced around maniacally. Wearing a ghoulish rubbery mask with sunglasses and a frozen grin, the mysterious intruder looked like a cross between Richard Nixon and the Joker. Static hissed through the signal; behind him, a slab of corrugated metal spun hypnotically. This was not part of the regularly scheduled broadcast. "