In a world of Netflix and smartphones, theaters will have to give consumers a better viewing experience. Step 1? Bean bags.
This movie theater does not have, strictly speaking, movie theater seats. This theater does not feature mandibular chair bases that snap closed the minute they're relieved of their occupants. It does not feature cushions made of acrylic velour. It does not feature cup holders large enough to accommodate all four "digestive compartments" of a cow's stomach worth of soda. It does not feature armrests that ensure one will spend the duration of a film either too far from -- or way, way too close to -- one's seatmate.
Instead, this movie theater has couches. Couches that are made of bean bags.
Yes. The world is a wondrous place.
These particular movie-seat bean bags, alas, are located in Malaysia. But -- and this is only about 80 percent wishful thinking -- they could also be coming to a theater near you. Because movie prices are going up; box office gross is going down. Given Netflix and Hulu and OnDemand and iTunes and Amazon Prime and the approximately 5,000 other movie-watching options available to consumers -- on their phones, on their tablets, on their TVs, or craftily projected onto screens and walls -- theaters as environments will have to evolve. Their main selling point, of course, has long been the fact that they offer an experience rather than a film; in the age of the home theater, though -- and in the age of the mobile theater -- experience itself is no longer enough. An itchy acrylic chair can't compare, generally speaking, to one's own perfectly plump couch -- and stadium seating begins to look much less appealing when you can stream a movie onto your phone while sitting on the beach.