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Now that Virgin America has named one of its fleet after Steve Jobs, branding its Airbus A320 with one of his popular quotes, "Stay Hungry, Stay Foolish," we wonder what objects will be next to receive the Steve Jobs distinction. A Bulgarian school is thinking about it. But with Steve Jobs's myriad quotables and visionary cache, we've imagined some other possibilities for the next Steve Jobs things. 

The Steve Jobs Operating System

Inscribed With: "We’ve gone through the operating system and looked at everything and asked how can we simplify this and make it more powerful at the same time. " ABC News

The Sell: An operating system even a deceased Steve Jobs would approve of. 


The Steve Jobs Yardstick

Inscribed With: "Be a yardstick of quality. Some people aren’t used to an environment where excellence is expected." Steve Jobs: The Journey Is the Reward

The Sell: What? You'd prefer the yardstick of shoddiness? 


Steve Jobs: How to Be Your Own Stockbroker

Inscribed With: "I was worth over $1,000,000 when I was 23, and over $10,000,000 when I was 24, and over $100,000,000 when I was 25, and it wasn’t that important because I never did it for the money." Yahoo

The Sell: Steve Jobs made money without caring, so can you. 


The Steve Jobs Hallucinogenic 

Inscribed With: "Bill Gates‘d be a broader guy if he had dropped acid once or gone off to an ashram when he was younger." The New York Times

The Sell: Look where acid got Steve Jobs. 


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