The Two Best Tweets About the Beatles Catalog Coming to iTunes

Twitter wits take any big tech announcement as an invitation to a low-stakes game of "Say the Funniest Thing." Which is great because one out of every thousand of those efforts is actually hilarious. Here are the two best Tweets I saw about the Beatles finally getting their catalog onto Apple's music service.

(I'm using the social media narrative-building tool Storify to display those Tweets below.)