One of my favorite pieces of spam in a while:

Sir/Madam,

I have 32 luggage for cargo and the contents
are wedding gowns.I want to make inquiries on
countries you operate/deliver, Total charges
involved and also method of Payment. Below
are little information you may need;
A-All Box Dimensions: 29.1 X 19.5 X 11
B-Weight of each box: 14 lbs .
C-Type of transportation: Any
D-Payment type: Credit Card
E-Number of Luggage: 32

All the best and expecting your reply.

Coody

So, if you need 32 14-pound boxes of wedding gowns, let me know and I'll email introduce you to Coody.

This is almost as good as the squid tubes I got offered a while back.

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