For those who have misguidedly failed to develop an Armageddon plan, it's not too late. Eschuk, a user on the social media site Reddit, has created a detailed, eight-phase, 1600-word survival plan in response to the question, "If you became the last person on Earth, what would you do? Realistically." Eschuk's vision is nothing if not realistic. We owe Web sites like Kottke for salvaging this nugget from the dustbin of Internet history. Here's an abridged look at what this inventive, earnest dreamer would do. For the full version, see here.
"Pre-Phase Phase: Before Anything: Eat Exotic Fresh Fruits while they are around. They come from so far away that, odds are depending where you live, you will never ever get to have Banana, Pomegranite, Starfruit or Mango again in your life. Savor every bite. Make Fruit Leathers and Freeze what you cannot stomach to consume.You will also need to bone up on Vitamin C while you're doing the most work.
Phase 2 - Secure your Food:
There's a ton of food still around in the world that'll be good for the
next decade. Rice and Beans, Canned Fruits and Veggies. The Average
Domesticated Human relies on these foods and cannot subsist "off of the
- Sysco Trucks are refrigerated and can probably stay cool a week or two, and are likely chock full of the meals you'd otherwise be served after they've been microwaved at Olive Garden, Johnny Carino's, Applebees, TGIFridays, McDonalds, etcetc. If they haven't been looted already, they're a great solution to a "freezer farm." Now that you have all the time in the world, figure out how to use RV Propane Freezers to keep these trucks cool. Move them to your home, reinforce them in concrete and keep them free of bugs and animals.