Here's what I want to know: how come I never got hangovers until I was about 25? And how come matters have now progressed so that I can enjoy the full benefit of a hangover without getting drunk first?
Also, how come I'm channeling Andy Rooney?
A well. Happy Saint Patrick's day from both of us.
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