I will say this for the WaPo! (updated)

Somehow they managed to get a newspaper to our house in DC this morning.

Yeah, yeah, I know this would be nothing in Chicago, Duluth, Buffalo. etc. But this is quasi-Dixieish DC. I also realize that the NYT might be under there somewhere, to be discovered come the springtime thaw.

Nearby:

Update: it's now 4:30, and too dark to take a picture, but snow about a foot 9" deeper than shown above.

Update 2: My friend CK reminds me that I have found the answer to my rhetorical Mais où sont les neiges question posed recently. Les neiges, elles sont arrivées.