I've seen the light. No longer will I complain about the trite hackneyed vacuous portento-pious lazy comforting and beloved three-word ending for all presidential addresses since the time of Ronald Reagan: "God bless America!" I won't complain, that is, as long as the words are always presented in the style of the clip below. See especially from time 2:00 onward.

 

From here. Thanks to Gary Puckett.

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