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Run Hillary Run car magnet (10-pack for $27.99)

 

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It's like she's saying, "I can't heeear youuu!"

Ask yourself:

â—† Do you think it's never too soon to stock up on presidential-election paraphernalia?

â—† Does your spouse know the date of the Iowa caucuses better than the date of your anniversary?

â—† Despite the fact that there is only one declared candidate, do you find your friends talking about 2016 nonstop?

If you answered "yes" to any of these questions, this is the gift guide for you.

Run Hillary Run car magnet (10-pack for $27.99)

 

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It's like she's saying, "I can't heeear youuu!"

Throwback time! ($16.99)

 

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This shirt is brand new, but it looks straight out of the '80s. Even the official GOP store is getting in on the trend. #tbt

I SUPPORTED CHRIS CHRISTIE BEFORE IT WAS COOL ($33.95)

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Meshing hipster ethos with Jersey Shore aesthetic, this tank says it all!

Marco Rubio wristwatch ($56.95)

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For the person who never thinks, "There's no time for Rubio to run!"

Bernie Sanders Skateboard ($66.95)

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For the most radical liberal in your life.

Keep Calm and Filibuster On Sippy Cup ($10.00)

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All the other moms in the park will go "huh?" when they see your little Randian sip unpasteurized milk through this oddly designed product! BPA-free.

New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie baby T-shirts ($26.95)

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Made from organic cotton. Go figure!

Muy Caliente Regalo ($12.00)

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The tote loosely translates to: "Yes, Yes, Sixteen, Hillary."

Hillary Clinton needlepoint ($20.00)

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If you like your Texts From Hillary embroidered.

A most majestic Hillary Clinton T-shirt ($19.99)

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Also available as a phone case!

And a haunting Hillary 2016 brooch ($9.00)

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For the Star Wars fan ($5.00)

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There are way more where that came from. (ex. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5)

For the House of Cards fan ($20.99)

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And if you are ready for...

Ted Cruz! ($24.50)

 

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Rand Paul! ($24.50)

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Elizabeth Warren! ($9.00)

 

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Mitt Romney! ($19.99)

 

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Bernie Sanders! ($19.99)

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Ben Carson! ($5.00)

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Jesse Ventura! ($19.99)

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The Duck Dynasty guy! ($8.00)

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For the liberal science nerd ($14.99)

 

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For those who don't quite grasp how term limits work ($19.99)

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A fan for a Charlie Crist fan ($15.99)

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Happy shopping!

Throwback time! ($16.99)

 

+ (Etsy/ ManicImpressive)

This shirt is brand new, but it looks straight out of the '80s. Even the official GOP store is getting in on the trend. #tbt

I SUPPORTED CHRIS CHRISTIE BEFORE IT WAS COOL ($33.95)

+ (zazzle / Politicaltshirts.)

Meshing hipster ethos with Jersey Shore aesthetic, this tank says it all!

Marco Rubio wristwatch ($56.95)

+

For the person who never thinks, "There's no time for Rubio to run!"

Bernie Sanders Skateboard ($66.95)

+ (Zazzle / americanpolitics)

For the most radical liberal in your life.

Keep Calm and Filibuster On Sippy Cup ($10.00)

+ (Amazon)

All the other moms in the park will go "huh?" when they see your little Randian sip unpasteurized milk through this oddly designed product! BPA-free.

New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie baby T-shirts ($26.95)

+ (Zazzle / oddFrogg.)

Made from organic cotton. Go figure!

Muy Caliente Regalo ($12.00)

+ (Etsy / Mar3sons)

The tote loosely translates to: "Yes, Yes, Sixteen, Hillary."

Hillary Clinton needlepoint ($20.00)

+ (Etsy / partsandlabor)

If you like your Texts From Hillary embroidered.

A most majestic Hillary Clinton T-shirt ($19.99)

+ (Etsy / VintageArtTshirts)

Also available as a phone case!

And a haunting Hillary 2016 brooch ($9.00)

+ (Etsy / LiaLane)

For the Star Wars fan ($5.00)

+ (Etsy / kariannkelly)

There are way more where that came from. (ex. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5)

For the House of Cards fan ($20.99)

+ (Etsy / horatees)

And if you are ready for...

Ted Cruz! ($24.50)

 

+ (Etsy / prettycooltees)

Rand Paul! ($24.50)

+ (Etsy / prettycooltees)

Elizabeth Warren! ($9.00)

 

+ (Etsy / FullSnowMoon)

Mitt Romney! ($19.99)

 

+ (Etsy / VintageArtTshirts)

Bernie Sanders! ($19.99)

+ (Amazon / CafePress)

Ben Carson! ($5.00)

+ (Etsy / GumshoeOnline)

Jesse Ventura! ($19.99)

+ (Etsy / ManicImpressive)

The Duck Dynasty guy! ($8.00)

+ (Etsy / ACJGraphics)

For the liberal science nerd ($14.99)

 

+ (Etsy / BuildABelt)

For those who don't quite grasp how term limits work ($19.99)

+ (Etsy / VintageArtTshirts)

A fan for a Charlie Crist fan ($15.99)

+ (Amazon / Honeywell)

Happy shopping!

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