Is NSA Reform Doomed? Late-Night Comedy Roundup

Plus: Sainthood now available at reduced rates, George W. Bush believed Carmen Sandiego was in Iraq—and more.

Pope Francis is setting new limits on financing the process of sainthood. Now the rich won't be the only ones to lay claim to holiness.

Plus, a 17,000-word New Yorker profile on the president reveals Obama's opinion about the dangers of marijuana—namely, that the drug isn't any more dangerous than alcohol.

And in this week's intelligence news: Obama is relying on Congress to pass reforms to the National Security Agency's expansive surveillance programs. Jon Stewart is, at best, supremely skeptical.

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