Let us now assume the last chapter of L'Affaire Sydney Leathers has been written with Complex's interview of Anthony Weiner's winsome web woman. If you hoped to learn every last possible detail about the 23-year-old with zero earthly accomplishments but in possession of a smart phone, this is the interview for you. And then let's be done, shall we?
Which is not to imply that the interview doesn't have its moments. Complex's Foster Kamer is the sort of interviewer that would ask this question …
On Howard Stern's show, you said that Anthony Weiner was a "needy little bitch who needs his ego stroked." … Have you ever heard the expression "takes one to know one"?
… eliciting this response:
It's a very, very, very modern interview, in the sense that William Buckley might use the word. But that's fitting.
Let's rundown some of the last few things about Leathers that we didn't know. She used an Android-based phone for her calls and sexts with Weiner. Check. His phone number was blocked when he would call her. Check. She thinks that mayoral candidates should only have two orgasms a day; perhaps three in Seattle for some reason. Her favorite song from Kanye West's new album is the one at right. She thinks her brother is, like, 28? Somewhere around there. She doesn't like Mother Theresa, which is both surprising and completely not surprising in the least. Checks all around.