Six former members of Congress will hold a faux congressional hearing this week on whether the American government has covered up evidence of the existence of aliens. This could have been fantastic, because aliens are cool, and because science says the idea of life on other planets is not crazy. But the fake congressional panel has a fatal flaw: it is all Mulders, without a single Scully.
In The X-Files, Agent Fox Mulder believes in all the things — little green men, Roswell, men in black, whatever — and Agent Dana Scully believes in science. Scully forces Mulder to find hard evidence that there's a massive conspiracy to coverup aliens' existence. The problem with this week's alien panel at the National Press Club is that any of the participating members of Congress who might naturally be a Scully have an incentive to suspend their disbelief — because the Citizen Hearing Foundation is paying them $20,000-plus expenses to listen to the testimony.
The panelists are former Alaska Sen. Mike Gravel, former California Rep. Lynn Woolsey, former Michigan Rep. Carolyn Kilpatrick, former Oregon Rep. Darlene Hooley, former Maryland Rep. Roscoe Bartlett, and former Utah Rep. Merrill Cook. In an opening statement, Barlett said he hadn't fulfilled his duty in office by failing to hold hearings on extraterrestrials. The ex-politicians will hear some unusual claims, like that there have been 3,500 pilot sightings of UFOs or that "craft" shot down missiles at nuclear bases in the 1960s. In another opening statement, Canadian researcher Stanton Friedman said the government had engaged in a "cosmic Watergate," the Detroit News reported.