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Jon Stewart rates the Republican presidential candidates as they pander appeal to the Republican Jewish Coalition.

Take not lightly the deep-seated love Michele Bachmann has for Israel. She worked on a kibbutz after high school. Or, as Stewart says, "Michele Bachmann loves Israel so much, she was willing to join a socialist collective."

Spoiler alert: Your winner is Newt Gingrich, and Stewart's dig at the exclusion of Ron Paul from this forum is justified.

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