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It's almost Easter! You know what that means: chocolate, bunnies and the White House's radical agenda of "vegetable oil-based inks." Some of the president's political opponents may sit around patiently waiting for a policy position in which they have a sincere disagreement. But that's so much hard work. A kneejerk critic merely needs to check the calendar to figure out how the Barack Obama is destroying the country, primarily through inconsequential and/or ceremonial White House events. To make their job easier, herewith a month-by-month White House holiday calendar for the reactionary conservative:
January
- Martin Luther King Day This is a day for service, reflection, and not going to work. It is not a day the president to find modern analogs to the civil rights movement of the 1960s, especially when that analog is health care reform. Only "the worst race-hustling demagogues in America"--or their secretary for Health and Human Service --would stoop that low, declares Michelle Malkin, who has never hustled race, ever.
February
- Super Bowl Sunday Michelle Obama is committed to her unconstitutional anti-obesity campaign every day except Super Bowl Sunday, when the White House's official menu has included buffalo wings, kielbasa, bratwurst, and other high-calorie delights. This makes her a flip-flopper. Michelle Malkin also took issue with the presence of Yuengling beer on the menu, noting that White House violated a "basic tenet found in [the Sierra Club's] 'Green your Super Bowl party' rules & regs by serving beers that weren't brewed locally." Also, 3D glasses are highly unpresidential.