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The State of the Union is only just underway, but so far, nobody has yelled "You lie!" or promised to colonize Mars. But don't tune out just yet. Twitter provided a comprehensive rundown of the evening's potential game-changing moments:


Hrm, my leaked copy of SOTU calls for invading France. Fear this may be very early draft.less than a minute ago via Echofon


Tonight's checkmate moment will come when it turns out Colin Firth will be delivering the address. #sotuless than a minute ago via TweetDeck


Wondering if senators will be guided to the House chamber by a Japanese tour guide holding up an umbrella.less than a minute ago via TweetDeck


Boehner MAY cry: Reference at the end to "someone who began by sweeping the floors of his father’s Cincinnati bar" (h/t @mateagold)less than a minute ago via Seesmic twhirl


SOTU draft contains the best  smoked salmon joke in a presidential address in a generation.less than a minute ago via TweetDeck


President Obama is foregoing prepared text and will instead spend 40 minutes on breaking up the BCS.less than a minute ago via TweetDeck


SPOILER: In State of Union address President Obama will reveal extent of Jay Cutler's knee injury & his Pro Bowl pick!less than a minute ago via web


Sure hope Obama spares a word or two tonight for the guys in jail.less than a minute ago via web


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