Decision Points has only been commercially available on the East Coast for ten hours now (and, technically, doesn't even exist yet in Guam), yet strategic leaks and select knowledge of recent American history has convinced Twitter the book would make a good movie. Many, many good movies, in fact. ABC's Jake Tapper led the charge.
The Man Who Stares at My Pet Goat #decisionpointsthemovie
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre of Brush #decisionpointsthemovie
I Am a Fugitive From a Cheney Gang #decisionpointsthemovie
The World According to Tarp #decisionpointsthemovie
Thank You For Smokin' 'Em Out. #decisionpointsthemovie
Yet somehow, nobody has suggested The Outlaw Jimmy Jeffords.
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