If you are like me and asking yourself, "Just what should I buy Rand Paul for Christmas?", I have found the answer -- an actual Aqua Buddha. Those of you who follow Greenblog know that Aqua Buddha is the god Rand Paul "worshiped" in college. Gump's of San Francisco sells this actual aqua Buddha snow globe for $40:

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