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Based on the excerpts published today, Bob Woodward's new behind-the-scenes look at the Obama White House's Afghanistan policy should be a doozy. On Twitter, however, people were more concerned about the scoops that didn't make the book

Screenwriter and journalist Ben Schwartz mastered the form...

It started as a joke, but for two months now Rahm has been writing all of @50cent 's tweets. #fakewoodwardscoops #fakewoodwardless than a minute ago via TweetDeck



Biden's a Dem first, but as a practicing Delaware warlock, his heart is with O'Donnell. #fakewoodwardscoops #fakewoodwardless than a minute ago via TweetDeck



Surprisingly,it's Malia that has the situation room high score for piloting predator drones. #fakewoodwardscoops #fakewoodwardless than a minute ago via TweetDeck



Axelrod is obsessed w/finding the WH "mole." Gingrich is just too damned close to the truth. #fakewoodwardscoops #fakewoodwardless than a minute ago via TweetDeck


...as @delrayser blew the lid off the beer summit and the feats of strength that led to the Kagan nomination...

The "Beer Summit" was originally going to be called the "Race-Based PR Disaster Bailout" #fakewoodwardscoopsless than a minute ago via web



Elena Kagan won her nomination to the Supreme Court by beating Rahm in an armwrestling match. #fakewoodwardscoopsless than a minute ago via web


...while Dave Weigel cleared up a common misconception and highlighted a social faux pas.

Weird Woodward revelation: Everybody in the cabinet EXCEPT Obama is a Kenyan nationalist. #fakewoodwardscoopsless than a minute ago via TweetDeck



At a state dinner, Joe Biden lied and told Karzai there was no vegetarian option. #fakewoodwardscoopsless than a minute ago via TweetDeck

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