According to Josh Green (not Jewish), Dick Armey (also not Jewish) is seeking Jews to join the Tea Party movement (incredibly not Jewish). Josh, munificent guy that he is, has offered to pay my membership fee if I join. I will, in fact, join, and I'll even cover the membership costs. I will require Josh, however, to pick up my monthly mortgage bill. Also, he will have to attend any and all Glenn Beck rallies in my stead.

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