Thank God (not Allah) for Newt Gingrich: Otherwise, how would we prevent the imminent imposition of Muslim Sharia law on our legal system? This is what he said the other day:
"We should have a federal law that says sharia law cannot be recognized by any court in the United States," Gingrich said to a standing ovation from the audience. The law will let judges know, Gingrich said, that "no judge will remain in office that tried to use sharia law."
Ginrgrich's next cause: Preventing the all-but-certain replacement of the Washington Monument with a minaret. Also, stopping the Department of Education from mandating the consumption of baba ghanoush in our public schools. And preventing America's sharia courts from converting the Kentucky Derby into a camel race.
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