Happy Hour Vid: Stephen Colbert Becomes an Ophthalmologist

Hey, if Rand Paul can self-declare, why can't Colbert?

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Rand Paul calls himself a board-certified ophthalmologist. The American Board of Ophthalmology says differently. Stephen Colbert thinks he's found a way to square the two stories: Paul is in fact certified by the National Board of Ophthalmology, as he alleges--he just made the group up. This inspires Colbert to certify himself as an ophthalmologist and perform an eye exam on his intern, deciding he has glaucoma. In case you missed it, folks, enjoy:


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