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'Super Ferocious Snow Kitty' Berates Obama

By Heather Horn
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AUTHOR: Eureka Springs, progressive Firedoglake blogger


LENGTH: 464 words, including 4 photos of an orange tabby


PREMISE: Barack Obama "will not listen to progressives," so Eureka is writing on behalf of an independent. An independent cat, that is.


WHAT 'LOUIZA, THE SUPER FEROCIOUS SNOW KITTY' ADVOCATES: Domestic spending, high speed rail, expansion of Medicare


BASIS OF ADVOCACY: "She's been taking the pulse of the nation"


WHAT THE CAT THINKS OF BIPARTISANSHIP: "Have you ever seen a Ferocious Snow Kitty roll her eyes, Mr. President? It's not pretty."


YOU KNOW WHAT WAS REALLY 'NOT PRETTY'? The last time someone suggested a cat inform presidential policy


EUREKA SPRINGS'S FINAL SUGGESTION FOR THE PRESIDENT: "Drop that Senate bill only crap and toss it out with the old kitty litter. Post haste."


ALSO: "Keep your tail up"


THE WIRE'S TRANSLATION: President Obama probably should do something "post haste," because fed-up Firedoglake progressives are clearly starting to crack


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