I have a feeling that the Journal reporter who wrote this piece came up with a funny idea for the headline and lede and then sat down and did the reporting. I think I mean that as a compliment. Anyway:

Mattresses Aren't a Safe Cash Stash

It is a piece about how the mattress industry is taking a big hit in the recession. (I'm sure they'll spring back eventually, or find someone to cushion the landing. Etc.)

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