Every summer The Hill newspaper puts out its 50 most Beautiful People on Capitol Hill list, a DC event like no other because hating Hill types is one of the favorite passtimes of non-Hill Washingtonians. It's also time for the annual DCeiver commentary on the list which is highly recommended.

But not to steal the punchline here or anything, but one of the people on the list is Rep. Vito Fossella (R-NY) who'll be resigning from congress after the one-two punch of a DWI followed by the revelation that he had a secret second family. Amusingly, his dating status is listed as "Married, with children" which I suppose is accurate, but still.