Sexy Names Watch

Chad Ford deems Carlos Arroyo the eight-best unrestricted free agent still on the market:

Arroyo isn't a sexy name, but the market has a shortage of point guards, and Arroyo was more than adequate as a backup in Orlando last season.

Recalling my use-mention distinction, it's true that Arroyo isn't a sexy name (he's a basketball player) but I think "Arroyo" is about as sexy a name as any other on the list. Certainly I'd take it over "Dooling" (number six, too close to "drooling") or "Nachbar" (number nine, too Serbian). Nachbar, meanwhile, might be the shooting the new-look sixers need at a price they can afford.