I've been on the edge of my seat wondering whether George W. Bush would speak at the RNC, or whether his gross unpopularity would lead the party to try to stash him away on a presidential visit to Madagascar or something. Apparently, though, no Madagascar for him -- spech is on for September 1. Now I'm wondering about Cheney.

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