A colleague alerts me to the fact that Chuck Norris is sixty-seven years old. -- way, way, way older than he looks. Under the circumstances, it seems to me that he and Mike Huckabee ought to abandon this whole politics thing and focus on doing lifestyle books. Between Huckabee's weight loss techniques and Norris' Dorian Gray-like ability to resist the inevitable realities of aging, it seems to me that they could make a lot of money in that line of work.
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