I was vaguely contemplating the idea of making a playlist of songs I have that mention specific roads in them. Then I thought "Matt, you should really use Google before you do that" so I did. And what did I discover but an official Federal Highway Administration list of songs that mention specific roads. Take that, libertarians! These are the government services I need.

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