Stop Shoppin'


As you may have heard, we've had a bit of a scandal here in DC where it turns out that some officials with the District's tax authority have been ripping the city off for years to the tune of tens of millions of dollars. Or as the DC Examiner sees it, we've learned that women like to shop (men, of course, don't shop with our money; we just spend it buying things). Maybe if the mayor had just invested in one of these "control a woman" remote controls we wouldn't have these problems?