AP: "Toddlers rescued from orphanages and placed in good foster homes score dramatically higher on IQ tests years later than children who were left behind, concludes a one-of-a-kind project in Romania that has profound implications for child welfare around the globe."

It's stunning that the foster parents were able to actually use retroviruses to recode the orphan children's DNA, thus reprogramming them to the new, high-IQ level. Hard to believe that such technology could be so widespread, but several prominent phrenologists assure me that there's no other explanation.

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