In third place: "Rock paper scissors to see who brings up Rezko." ( David Mizner )
In second place: "I've got nothing, captionwise. The only thing that comes to mind is that Carson looks kind of hot in that picture. But he works for Clinton now, you say? Darn." (Former Deaniac)
And the winner... who will recieve a prize of to-be-determined content at to-be-determined time is:
"Joe tells his one-time ally Jay, "I miss the old days. This campaign can't even afford to re-fill the paper towel holders."
Congratulations to "Paul."
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