Voices of Uncertainty

The TV and movie studios say writers can't get fairly compensated for internet-related revenues because there are no such revenues and never will be. Or sometimes it's because the revenues are so uncertain. Why, one wonders, are they so eager to hog all this money if there isn't actually any money at stake? Maybe it's because in other contexts they're actually quite confident that they'll make a lot of money off the web:

Nah, couldn't be.