Call Him Rich Al

I could understand if giant business enterprises were paying Alberto Gonzalez tens of thousands of dollars to give speeches. It'd be a kind of bribe, a kind of wingnut welfare -- yet another signal that in the United States committing crimes on behalf of the conservative movement can be a good career move -- that we're familiar with. But instead we've got colleges and universities getting in on the game, specifically the University of Florida and Washington University in St. Louis.