While Republicans are busy being OUTRAGED at attacks on poor, defenseless, voiceless Rush Limbaugh and still simmering in OUTRAGE over a silly ad in a newspaper, this column humbly suggests thet direct their outrage to something _genuinely_ outrageous:

The 2008 RNC Convention symbol is a blue elephant. With stars for eyes.

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