If only the progressive blogosphere weren't so full of extremist views, profanity, and personal attacks:
I was in Chicago last week, I said, "Hey Obama, you might want to suck on one of these, you punk!" Obama, he’s a piece of sh*t and I told him to suck on my machine gun! Let’s hear it for them. I was in New York and I said, "Hey Hillary, you might want to ride one of these into the sunset, you worthless bitch. And since I'm in California, how about Barbara Boxer? She might want to suck on my machine gun! Hey, Dianne Feinstein, ride one of these, you worthless whore!"
Oh, wait, that's musician and sometimes Wall Street Journal columnist Ted Nugent:
Strikingly, this is somewhat more cogent than typical WSJ opinion page fare.