I like this guy:
I’m a high school student in Oakland, California. I have zero qualifications to write about anything of importance besides the fact that I have a computer, internet access and spend too much time reading. I am Mickey Kaus’ Worst Nightmare.
This is smart, too. I think the site would be better were it nymous (is that a word?) and it's also easier to build an audience if you post more often. That said, good work anonymous whippersnapper!