Ben Smith has the posted job requirements to work for Pamela Martin's service:

  1. Minimum age 23 (no maximum)
  2. Weight proportionate to height
  3. Two or more years of college education
  4. Must hold a day job or attend school regularly
  5. Must own or have access to an automobile
  6. Must have a cellular or car telephone

Now how's that for out-of-control credentialism -- two years' college to be a hooker?