And We Would Have Gotten Away With It, Too...

. . . if not for those meddling Iranians and their EFPs that could only have come from Iranian factories. Or maybe they could have come from elsewhere, like over here where "troops, facing scattered resistance, discovered a factory that produced 'explosively formed penetrators' (EFPs), a particularly deadly type of explosive that can destroy a main battle tank and several weapons caches." But that would mean the president sometimes says things that aren't true!