Bizarre

Allright, now I'm puzzled. Some kind of advisory committee of right-wing preachers has pronounced Ted Haggard "completely heterosexual." Fair enough, he's straight. He just sometimes likes to visit with gay prostitutes. Happens to the straightest of us. And, sure, meth was involved. But what heterosexual dude hasn't toked up on crystal and fucked a male hooker? Don't lie.

But here's the question. These are the same people who think gayness is curable, right? So what does the heterosexual/homosexual distinction amount to in that worldview? I thought the point was that there's no such thing as a gay person.