How about that Mark Brunell? His record-setting afternoon has got to have been one of the most fake-impressive sports performances I've ever seen. Dink and dunk through 22 passes and wind up with a good-looking average yardage thanks to a massive run after a shovel pass. Some guys have all the luck.

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