From the obituary of Lana Peters, a/k/a Svetlana Stalina, a/k/a Svetlana Alliluyeva, Stalin's daughter:
In her memoirs she told of how Stalin had sent her first love, a Jewish filmmaker, to Siberia for 10 years.
If one of my daughters brings home a Jewish filmmaker, I'm putting him on a train for Siberia, as well. Except if he's Ed Zwick's son. Zwick is a good guy. A Spielberg would be fine as well, I think. But no one related to Brett Ratner. Ratner = Siberia.
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