Aww hell. Postbourgie is outtin' fools:
Alejandro "Alex" Castellanos is a member of the Republican party, political media consultant, and a former top media adviser for George W. Bush. Born in 1954, Castellanos believed that he was fully Cuban, having fled from Cuba with whom he thought to be his parents in 1961. He discovered the truth, however, when he ran into Al Sharpton at Tawana's Crimp n' Curl, where both men get their hair pressed and styled
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