The Amazon reviews of $6800 stereo cables are worth reading in their entirety. I haven't laughed so hard since I saw The Room.
We live underground. We speak with our hands. We wear the earplugs all our lives.PLEASE! You must listen! We cannot maintain the link for long... I will type as fast as I can.DO NOT USE THE CABLES!We were fools, fools to develop such a thing! Sound was never meant to be this clear, this pure, this... accurate. For a few short days, we marveled. Then the... whispers... began.Were they Aramaic? Hyperborean? Some even more ancient tongue, first spoken by elder races under the red light of dying suns far from here? We do not know, but somehow, slowly... we began to UNDERSTAND.No, no, please! I don't want to remember! YOU WILL NOT MAKE ME REMEMBER! I saw brave men claw their own eyes out... oh, god, the screaming... the mobs of feral children feasting on corpses, the shadows MOVING, the fires burning in the air! The CHANTING!WHY CAN'T I FORGET THE WORDS???We live underground. We speak with our hands. We wear the earplugs all our lives.Do not use the cables!