Intermittent Blogging, With Gusty Winds and a High Near 30

I will be traveling a bit on planet Earth the next couple of weeks, overseas, back in D.C., overseas, in a very frequent-flyer-intensive way, so blogging will be spottier than usual. Traveling will be particularly fun, because Homeland Security Secretary Janet Napolitano has promised something called "the special treatment" for me at all the airports under her control. I think it might be a foot massage, a free H&R Block tax consultation, and a doughnut, but I'm not sure.