Man, I played this a lot in college. I had use for it then. The funny thing about getting old is there are emotions that you just don't really have access to anymore. For a almost ten years it was an annual ritual to see some girl and then eventually say, "Here are many good reasons why you should be having my baby," then have her reply, "Here are many better reasons why I will do no such thing." And you go through the ritual of that, the whole feeling of being eviscerated, and then your boys coming over calling the girl all kinds of names, taking you out, and then you feeling good again, only to, once again, unfurl your list.
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