A Little Ethnic Bragging, If You Don't Mind

In addition to bringing to the world the theory of relativity, ethical monotheism, West Side Story, "White Christmas,"  the polio vaccine, hedge funds, Highway 61 Revisited, neurosis (and psychiatry), as well as Christianity, it turns out that my people are also responsible for the Cheez Doodle. And still they hate us. On the other hand, the Cheez Doodle may explain why they hate us.