For Your Eyes Only

The house is yours for a bit. I'm trying to name a winner for Talk To Me Like I'm Stupid. But DISQUS is acting screwy at the moment. More later. This thread is yours--and hopefully for more than 80 comments.

UPDATE: Closed the thread. I should have done it earlier. I was away closing out a story for the magazine. My apologies to everyone who came here looking for something besides a thread on rape and false accusations.